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Persona 5 Fanfic, several years after the events of Persona 5 and Persona 5 Strikers. Ann has been a professional model for five years and is a guest on a popular light entertainment programme that is famed for 'treating' one of its guests to a slime based suprise at the end of the show. But who gets it is decided by the viewers. Of course not every guest will be friends and make a deal with a famed ex-hacker who could rig things in her interest. Just as long as Ann doesnt do anything to mess that deal up. Chapter 1 “We are back live in one-hundred seconds so, get in your positions everyone” The floor director yelled to what must have been two brigades of TV production crew. Each of them wearing identical black t shirts with ‘crew’ written in white text on the back of them. A few of the crew members were even trusted with earpieces. Organised chaos was the best way to describe it. But this was not too unusual to Ann who in her early 20’s was in her fifth year as a professional

1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."   "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.    "Is it common?"    "Well, It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.    "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that